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iamtonysexual:

wholockian-221b:

iamfandomstyle:

Please tell me this is a gag reel

Nope.This is an actual scene from the show.

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thAT LITTLE JUMP SAM DOES IN THE SECOND GIF OH GOD

(Source: tiny-wonderland)

(Source: deathsdaleks)

mishasminions:

I FUCKING KNEW IT

THE MOMENT CASA EROTICA PLAYED

I FUCKING KNEW IT

the episode hasn’t even aired yet here but OH MY GOD GABRIEL IS BACK SOMEONE HOLD ME KJBFZEK UVHYRS; YUH

unclefather:

250px:

please watch this video

This man is insane

yes, this man is insane, but also yes, i would totally eat those big hotdog burgers

pagingpage:

legains:

If you could go anywhere in the world right now would it be to a “where” or to a “who”?

I was not prepared for this question

(Source: annakendrick-eh)

houseofalexzander:

Lustrous.

A man in the grocery store line today approached me and said, “Sir, when I first saw you I was extremely attracted to you, but then I noticed that you are a boy. How… I mean, why do you dress so provocatively?”

I responded, “Well, in today’s world the majority of the straight male race view women as objects, or something that belongs to them. I dress provocatively because it attracts the attention of men in a sexual and OBJECTIVE way. However, when realized that I am actually male, they often become confused, disgusted, upset or all of the above. By inflicting this minor emotional damaged upon the ego of a man raised by twisted societal gender norms, maybe, just maybe the individual will think twice before viewing another woman with an objective attitude and sense of belonging. No woman, belongs to ANYONE. Male or female, the equality of human beings needs to be a priority. It is something worth dressing up for.”

I AM NOT KIDDING. The woman behind me, the female cashier, the old lady bagging groceries and the woman in front of me who was talking on the phone STOPPED, …. and proceeded to gasp and clap. The man shook my hand, told me to have a blessed day and then said, “excuse me ladies, I need to visit my daughter.”

…. I was shaking by the time I walked out of the store.

- Elliott Alexzander

we-are-chemically-romantic:

STOP ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY IT WAS LIKE 3AM WHEN I MADE THIS

micklovich:

this is the single most pretentious thing ive ever seen in my life im gonna vomit

i have a feeling that i’m going to have serious problems with movie augustus, which i guess is good since it means i probably won’t cry

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